OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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