We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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