Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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