Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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