try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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