I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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