ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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