Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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