Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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