I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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