So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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