Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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