i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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