My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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