Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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