question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
FUCK WHALES
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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