dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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