It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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