Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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