I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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