Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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