I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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