jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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