you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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