Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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