she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
did i walk over a car last night?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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