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(478): View more from Georgia

i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick

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(907): View more from Alaska

frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better

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(216): View more from Ohio

I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair

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(585): View more from New York

Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.

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(925): View more from California

You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it

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(239): View more from Florida

Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.

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(516): View more from New York

This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo

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(905): View more from Ontario

He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him

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