if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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