your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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