Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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