dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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