You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
