Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I FOUND THE LEGS
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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