Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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