RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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