I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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