We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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