is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You are a booty call, not a friend.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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