we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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