that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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