Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How does one acquire holy water?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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