i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You smell like stripper and shame
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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