Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i came on her dog
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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