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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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