she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
ttyl tear gas
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
