Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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