this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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