We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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