Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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