For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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