Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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