no. you can't hotbox the world.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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