Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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