no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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