lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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