Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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