it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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