So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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