Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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